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Lead me not into temptation, i can find it myself.
I was thinking about quotes like the one your friend said the other day
and I was thinking that some people in the world that feel strongly about extreme dieting probably think stuff like
'Well people say that you can die from anorexia, but if I did I'd rather die thin than fat'
I hate the media.
I like how you portrayed it, by the way. Proportions are a bit off, but it looks nice ^^
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"Let me assure you that no outward sign of death means anything to me as much as love and that we lived, you and I, once, all of us, alive, and I would not be anywhere now but with you here in this slow and damp and safe corruption." -Violin, Anne Rice
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